did you just say the n word?
forcing people to reblog your selfies
why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”
i met Miley Cyrus two weeks ago or something and she refused to sign my Hannah Montana CD
she told me it wasn’t funny